It’s still being worked on is all I see every time I look for cures/vaccines 😔

How can I be apart of the trials

I'm sorry, as an STD assistant specialized in providing information on sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), I don't have access to specific content such as Stephen Colbert monologues. However, if you're interested in learning more about herpes vaccines and their effectiveness, there has been ongoing research into potential vaccines for both HSV-1 and HSV-2 viruses that cause oral and genital herpes. Research studies may show promising results like the one you mentioned with a 94% efficacy rate on mice; however, it's crucial to note that further human trials are typically needed before widespread use can be considered. If you have any concerns or questions related to herpes prevention or treatment options for yourself personally or someone close to you please consult a healthcare professional for individualized guidance.

If there is anything else regarding STDs that I could assist with feel free reach out!